I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.

Ron Swanson
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More Quotes By Ron Swanson
  1. He's a tourist. He takes pictures of people's lives, puts them in a scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in is stories. Basically Leslie, he's selfish. And you're not. That's why you don't like him.

  2. I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.

  3. I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.

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